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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Stay off the Road 4pm Tomorrow

I have my G2 driver's test tomorrow. Yes, I'm 27 and I still don't have my license. I got my G1 when I was 18, but I lived in the city, didn't have a car and I was scared to take the driving test. So I let it expire. Stupid of me really.

I've been trying not to think of it all week, but it kept creeping into my mind. K is going for surgery June 9th, he will be unable to drive for 2 weeks while he's recovering, so really getting my license wasn't an option. You'd think that at 27 (28 next week gulp!) I'd be more self assured, but nope! When you're a teen you're cocky, you think you know everything and nothing can touch you. 10 years later, that's not the case anymore.

So I spent an hour in the shower tonight.



I heard somewhere that if you feel good in your underwear you'll have more confidence in yourself.

Who am I kidding! I shaved in case I needed to have a quickie in the back seat with the instructor. Anything to avoid parallel parking! If I get a woman I may be screwed. Then again, I am pretty adventurous.

I've also planned to wear a cute summer dress. Nothing overtly sexy. It just shows off my best assets. I am so screwed if I get a woman. She will know right away what I was up to. Oh God let it be a horny man!

Really me,
Apprentice Driver


  1. I'm not in ON so I'm not really sure what G1 and G2 mean, but I'm guessing G1 is a learners permit where you have to have a supervising driver in the car and G2 is where you can drive alone? Anyways, I didn't get my full license until just last year because the idea of a road test scared the crap out of me. I wasn't afraid of driving, it was just the test. Finally I decided I was ready and took a leap and went for the test. Because I was a nervous wreck, I ended up failing. I wad devesated but it made me that much more determined to go again because though I failed, I did survive the first test and once I finally got it I would NEVER have to worry about doing a road test again. I got it on my second try and I was such a relief! It is so nice to be able to go places, enroll Chelsea in activities, get groceries, etc..

    My advice is to take it SLOW and try to be calm! Good luck and I hope you'll post an update tomorrow.

  2. Heard you passed!! Yyour strategy sounds awfully good (and funny) did you have a horny man or a woman? LOL